Bo Burnham on The Pete Holmes Show - 3/5/14
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IM SO GLAD YOU BOUGHT THAT. I saw your amazing flawless donut shirt yesterday when you posted it from the dressing room.
No I fucking LOVE this.
Oh—you wouldn’t date a girl who’s ever been a stripper?
In that case, I wouldn’t date a guy who’s ever been to a strip club.
Oh—you wouldn’t date a girl who’s ever done porn?
In that case, I wouldn’t date a guy who’s ever watched porn.
You’re the reason we exist.
You’re the demand to our supply.
If you disdain sex workers, don’t you dare consume our labor.
As they say in the industry, “People jack off with the left hand and point with the right.”"